Tuesday, May 29, 2007

The Pleaure Scale (Guest Starring the Ohio Players!!!)


The PLEASURE SCALE (Guest Starring the Ohio Players!!)

Well, guess I'll be reviewing albums, films, and books here from time to time, so it's good to have a scale. And who betta to rate how pleasurable something is than the Ohio Players, I mean with albums named Pain, Ecstasy, Orgasm...

They know a thing or two about things that feel good, and things that feel bad. So what I've done is equated each part of the scale to the amount of pleasure found in each album cover. Period. It's NOT about the music found on the respective album, just a reflection of the level of joy brought into the male psyche by the cover design itself. So here we go:

0-10%...


11-20%...



20-30%...




30-40%...



40-50%...


50-60%...



60-70%...




70-80%...



80-90%...


90-100%...

And once again, for the playas that missed it!


This is further proof that they don't make albums like they used to. Also proof that the "Tip Drill" controversy started in the 70's if not earlier.

1 comment:

Dot Techno Mania said...

Soft Porn....